When Belinda met her blind date, he balked at the sight of her.
"You’re a horse?" he gasped.
"Yes," Belinda snorted, "but I’m special because I’ve been
genetically modified."
"I’m sorry, but I just can’t date a horse. Good bye."
"You hurt my feelings," Belinda brayed as he walked away.
She returned to her carriage, where a young couple awaited her.
"Lexington Avenue," they commanded.
"Say please," whinnied Belinda.
The woman blinked. "Did the horse just talk?"
"I’ve been genetically modified," Belinda explained, "my
capabilities extend well beyond that of the average horse."
The man shrugged. "If the effect you have on humans is
anything like genetically modified food, you’re bad news."
"Let’s go," the woman nudged him and they exited the carriage.
The next couple came along, and Belinda said nothing. She
merely snorted and clopped along beside midtown traffic, trailing
her carriage in the wake of her dejection.