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Fantasy
Wild
Life, Ltd.
by Zdravka Evtimova
©2008
1st
Time Published

Elinor Cunnigham was an exceptionally cold-blooded woman.
Her eyes narrowed as she stared at small crumpled newspaper
clipping. Herfingers trembled with suppressed rage. She had found the
clipping in her husband's wallet during one of her regular
searches. It was an advertisement carefully underlined by Henry.
There could be no doubt that Henry himself had done that. He had
used the platinum pen, kept especially for signing company mergers
and most important contracts of the week. There was
something else: that pen was his talisman.
Henry Cunnigham was one of the richest men in North America,
renowned for his fabulous wealth and the unbelievable sums of
money he squandered gratifying his whims. Such a man, soberly
noted Elinor, would not waste time reading advertisements in
gossipy newspapers. Yet the clipping was in her hands and
Henry had saved it in his wallet.
Wild Life Ltd. Works For Influential People
As Elinor read further, her face gradually lost its color.
We can transform every courageous person into any
living being they fancy.
Do you dream of becoming a lion?
Do you want to feel the power?
You can!
Are you yearning to experience the ferocity of a shark?
Your dream can come true with our help!
Would you like to discover why a dog is loyal to its master?
Here is the answer!
We guarantee impunity of your acts while you are a
free wild being.
Wild Life Ltd challenges the brave: free yourself from your
restricting human skin, find your selfhood, your true nature!
Wild Life Ltd is the only organization offering you a way out!"
Elinor Cunnigham did not need to read the advertisement to the
end. An unpleasant thought had crossed her mind. "Oh, Henry," she
murmured. "You have really made up your mind this time."
The private detective Elinor Cunnigham originally hired had
explained to her in unambiguous phrases that Sir Henry often
visited 5 Dove Street
—a magnificent snow-white house where the
famous ballerina Florence Hughes lived. She was devastatingly
beautiful, and had been a valuable companion for him at receptions
and parties for five successive seasons. On hearing the
detective's report Elinor Cunnigham had began to surreptitiously
check her husband's personal papers and wallet.
It was the last Friday of May when Elinor discovered the
newspaper advertisement. She had a thought that sent a shiver
along her spine: Is this why Henry has been on a severe diet for
three weeks? Why is he having nothing but orange juice day and
night? What is he up to?"
Elinor then visited Doctor Burrows who had taken care of her
husband's health since Henry's birth.
Do not worry, Mrs. Cunnigham," the doctor said with a
non-committal smile. "Sir Henry is extremely healthy. His body is
strong, well trained and needs only a minimal diet."
Yet Henry Cunnigham had ceased eating; he had decided to turn
into another being: a tiger, a lion, a hyena. Another affordable
whim. The turnover of his companies exceeded a quarter of a
billion on a daily basis. So Wild Life was the latest quirk of Elinor's
eccentric husband.
On the very same evening Elinor Cunnigham found the
advertisement, she started taking lessons to shoot at a moving
target. She had not breathed a word about it, not even to her
closest friend Susan, Chair of the Duchess’ Club. In the beginning Elinor practiced with a safari gun, before deciding on an
exquisite revolver. Meanwhile, she tried to draw out her
husband.
"Henry, don't you think that a single glass of orange juice is
not enough for you to keep body and soul together? You are a big,
strong man, darling."
Sir Henry's features contracted into a peculiar ferocious
expression. Within a split second his white teeth flashed,
radiating a sharp bloodthirsty glow.
"Do not worry about me, darling," he said, his eyes avoiding
hers.
***
Elinor was not worried at all. She had slipped her dainty
revolver under the silky pillow on her bed, the polished metal
surface glinting gently in the gloom of the baroque bedroom.
A second revolver lay expertly hidden in a vase just outside the
parlor. Elinor was now prepared for any ferocious beast
crouching in the shadows of her home.
Today is the day, Elinor thought. She dropped an empty glass on
the tile floor and collected the shards herself
—she did not want
servants to witness what she was about to do. As Elinor bent to
kiss Henry goodnight that evening, she let the sharp pieces of
broken glass and they pierced his hand. His tanned skin
shone with a coppery warmth, as it began to bleed.
Strangely, for a moment, it seemed a droplet of water shimmered
there also, apparently unwilling to mingle with Sir Henry’s blood.
"I am so sorry, dear," Elinor whispered softly.
Henry's face lit with that distant, peculiar smile, his sharp
teeth gleaming.
"Forget it, my love," he muttered softly.
***
The full moon shone into the bedroom. Henry Cunnigham's bed
was empty. The sheets and the blankets were rolled in a
mess, strewn with short, russet hairs.
Elinor woke in fright as the long, pointed claws of a bulldog
tore at her nightclothes. Her shoulder was bleeding. The muzzle of
the beast was smeared with her blood and its jowls gaped open
hungering for her throat.
The glowing teeth of that enormous head
swung above her face and for a moment reminded Elinor of someone
very familiar.
"That's you, Henry!" she shouted and bucked and twisted seizing
the gun. A muffled shot. A low growling moan filled the air before
the heavy bulldog slumped limp across Elinor's chest. The
miniature revolver was hot and still smoking in her hand.
***
Nine days later, Henry Cunnigham, the fabulously rich owner
of petrol refineries, was slowly regaining his strength in a
luxury hospital room. His body was weak yet the readings of the
medical equipment were encouraging. Sir Henry would soon recover
in Doctor Burrows's opinion. The doctor had tactfully retreated
leaving three people in the room: Henry, beautiful Florence Hughes
and Mr. Brinkley, a representative of Wild Life Ltd.
"Sir," ventured Brinkley timidly. "I hope you are satisfied
with our service despite the little accident you had. The doctors
say your wound is healing well,." the official of Wild Life Ltd
pursed his lips in a plaintive funnel searching for another
excuse.
"I am satisfied," Henry Cunnigham answered curtly. "This is for
you." At the sight of the sum written on the cheque, a broad smile
lit Brinkley's face. Ignoring it, Sir Henry said impatiently, "You
can go now."
Nothing in the tycoon's voice betrayed the fact that he had
survived a bullet. He was being taken care of by the best team of
doctors in the country, and in ten days time would be up and about
as promised. Yes, there was a powerful reason to be impatient:
Florence Hughes. She sat on the edge of his bed, smiling
wistfully, gently dabbing the beads of perspiration on Henry's
forehead.
"Dear Florence," Henry whispered lovingly. "Your idea was
brilliant. I . . . I am done with Elinor. She is no more
. . . there
will be no sleuths dogging us everywhere. The world will leave us
alone at last."
"God bless Elinor," the beauty whispered piously. "Perhaps
she's already on her way to Heaven."
Henry Cunnigham was happy. He had often asked himself how Flo
was able to transform each word she pronounced into magic.
That magnificent woman was worth everything.
As Henry summoned the nurse to bring some food, Florence
remarked: "The police haven't discovered Elinor's body yet. They
found several bones and that was all."
"Perhaps the bulldog was not hungry enough and left them for
later on," Henry noted calmly. For a moment his teeth shone with a
sharp, weird luster. "Let's not talk about Elinor any more."
He stroked the hand of his beautiful ballerina.
At that moment the door of the room opened and an elderly nurse
stood in the dim rectangular patch of light.
"This is for you, Sir," she said, handing Sir Henry a small,
expensive cassette recorder. "And, if it is possible, Sir, Mr.
Brinkley from Wild Life would like to discuss it with you
afterwards."
Puzzled, Henry took the recorder.
"Leave the room!" he ordered the nurse. He switched on the
machine; the wheels turned slowly. Then Henry gave a violent start
as Elinor’s voice came through the microphone.
"Dear Henry . . . when I found the Wild Life advertisement, I
understood instantly that you were up to no good. Of course, it
was quite difficult for me to stomach the idea that you would turn
yourself into some sort of beast to be rid of me."
Elinor's voice sounded calm, even slightly bored.
"I had to take precautions; you understand. I had no other
choice but to shoot the bulldog . . . that would be you, darling …just
before he ripped my throat open. I do hope that your wound is not
serious. Please, forgive me if I made you suffer.
"There is one more thing you need to know. I decided it would
be wise to use the services of Wild Life Ltd as you had already
done. Perhaps you still remember the broken glass that cut your
hand that night before you attacked me? I hope you have not
forgotten the drop of water. Concentrate on that droplet, dear It
is a very important item."
Wild Life helped me and transformed me into a strain of virus,
the HIV virus to be exact, dear
—they wriggled in that droplet of
water, the poor darlings. Before the wound on your hand healed, I
penetrated your bloodstream."
"Doctor Burrows informs me that the HIV virus does not
reproduce itself for ten days after enter its host's body. Henry,
I’m afraid you have already lost nine days. At this point, you
have at your disposal no more than four hours. Within this limited
period of time you will have to transfer all your property
—companies, trusts, assets and stocks—into my name. I also
require that you give me a written statement, confirmed by the
signature of a notary, that you will divorce me. Otherwise the HIV
virus will begin to reproduce in your blood and the experts of
Wild Life will not be able to transform me back into the loving
woman that I am."
"If you choose not to carry out my request, you will have the
consolation that I shall accompany you to the world beyond; I hope
that you won't mind my being a virus causing AIDS will you?
Goodbye, dear."
Henry Cunnigham remained immobile for more than a minute. The
beads of perspiration trickled down his forehead, wetting the neat
bandages. His hands reached for the beautiful woman; her face had
almost entirely blanched. She recoiled, terrified.
"A notary! A notary! I need some paper!" Henry Cunnigham
started shouting. "Quick! Quick! Quick!"
"Goodbye, Henry Cunnigham," said the magnificent Florence
Hughes as she sashayed through the door, swaying her exquisite
thighs.
"Flo! Flo! Please help me!"
Henry wept; there was nobody left in the room.

~ Zdravka
Evtimova,
Belgium ©2008
Zdravka was born in Bulgaria, now she lives and works in
Brussels as a literary translator from English, French and
German. She's had two short story collections
published in the UK: Bitter Sky and
Miss Daniella was published by Skrev Press.
Her SF novel God of Traitors was published by
Book for a Buck Publishers, in the USA in 2006.