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Dishwasher?

Senga made a bizarre request today.

"I want a dishwasher," she said.

I considered this for a while and gave what I thought was the only reasonable response. "A what?"

She wants a machine that washes dishes. I had no idea such a thing existed nor could I fathom what anyone would want with one. Don't people lick their plates clean any more? Besides, splashing swamp water over the plates I eat from sounds like a most unhygienic practice to me.

The decider was the means of powering such a device. It not only costs money to buy, it costs money to run too.

So we won't be getting one. There's no need anyway. We never have leftovers on our plates.


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