Kid's stuff.
I am preparing for fatherhood. It means I have to endure children-oriented things in order to determine their suitability for the Offspring Who Has Yet To Be Named. OWHYTBN. No, that won't do. I'll have to think of better names but there's plenty of time for that later.
In the meantime, I have found some entertainment for the child. This site is eminently suitable for a Dumelet. It should keep him glued to the screen more effectively than, um, glue. Although just to be on the safe side, I'll buy some glue too.
I particularly liked the ghost train idea. I'll have to consider installing something like it here.
Perhaps in the nursery.
