There can be only one.
I admit I'm loving every minute of reading the entries for the toy horror competition. Such imagination. Such twisted minds. And here I was starting to think I was a bit strange, but no... there are those out there weirder than me. It's heartening to find so many kindred spirits. Makes me feel almost part of normal society. Not that I'd want to, but still.
Unfortunately there can be only one. It won't be easy to select from the beautifully twisted minds of those who have submitted and it can be dangerous too. Everyone who doesn't win, it's clear, is a demented lunatic who would stop at nothing to trek across Dume Swamp and attack the castle. Possibly even with the might of the village behind them, if they have sufficient oratory skills (it won't take much. They only know five words and two of those are 'food' and 'beer').
It's not too much of a problem though. The Rarely-Glimpsed Slimy Swamp Thing restricts my visitors to the minimum, and the villagers are too dim to retain the knowledge imparted by the mad attackers for the duration of the trek across the swamp. They'll forget what they're doing and turn on their leader. It's happened before and it's always fun to watch.
So if you don't win, don't take it personally. I'm not putting you down. Everything I've seen has been good and some have been amazing, but you can't all win.
There can be only one.
You have until the end of July to Be that One.
Keep them coming!
