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Hellbender.

Isn't that the most wonderful name for any creature? The real thing is less imposing than the Slimy Swamp Thing, but the name wins hands down.

They have another name, because of the slime they exude. The snot-otter. How can one animal have two such fantastic names? It's unfair.

I'd try to introduce them into the swamp, but they need clean water. We don't have much of that here. Not with Stumpy around.


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