Ferals ate my hamsters.
I have suffered the indignity of a broken computer these last few days. I spent ages beating Stumpy for breaking it, and now it turns out it wasn't him. Well, he needed beating anyway. it gets some of that dust out of the wrinkles in his saggy skin. So it wasn't a completely wasted effort.
What happened was that one of the Ferals sneaked in and ate my hamsters. I had seven, running in wheels to power the computer and I've now had to train new ones for the job. All is well again, and Stumpy is, at least temporarily, relatively free of filth and a rather attractive shade of purple.
I should beat him more often.
